Jennifer Lopez Reveals Names of Her Babies!

Finally! Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have officially revealed the names of their newborn twins—and no, they're not Hector and Selena, as readers helpfully suggested. The couple instead decided on Max and Emme, People magazine reports.

Que?! How is it possible that the most flamboyant, over-the-top couple in music has managed to pick such boring names for their little ones? Not to mention, Max is sooo not original (Christina Aguilera's newborn son is also named Max).

Oh well, at least now the paparazzi will know what names to shout when they spot Jennifer out on the town with her babies. Once again, felicidades to the happy family—Jennifer, Marc, Max and Emme. Nevermind that they sound like they could be extras from The Waltons...