Mariah Carey's Blinged-Out Baby

According to her pal Tyler Perry, Mariah Carey's baby would make Jennifer Lopez's kids look like refugees from Baby Gap. "Her baby would be in Gucci, Chanel and diamonds from birth," the director said at Time magazine's 100 Most Influential People in the World party in New York City Thursday. Stylish, yes, but does he think Mimi would make a good mother? "Absolutely!"

Perry also mocked disappointment that he wasn't told about Mimi's marriage to Nick Cannon earlier this month: "She didn't tell me she was married!" he said. "We've been talking and you don't tell me you're getting married? What's that about?"

Looks like Mariah is pretty good about keeping secrets even from her closest friends, so we'll be keeping a close eye for a baby bump!