This bit of chisme was so ridiculous we've just been ignoring it for days. Now, Jessica Alba is confirming that she is not—we repeat, not—having twins. "That would be a surprise to me," Jessica told reporters on the red carpet at Sunday night's Academy Awards.

Speaking of twins—those other ones just south of her neck—is it just us or have Jessica's been growing by the minute? Pretty soon she's going to give Christina Aguilera's, uh, swell twosome a run for their money.