10 Funny Moments from Aubrey Plaza’s ‘The To Do List’ Trailers

Aubrey Plaza is a virgin…on film. In her first lead role in The To Do List (July 26), the Puerto Rican, British and Irish actress portrays Brandy Clark, a high school senior whose main objective before she starts college is to become well versed in the book of love sex. The Parks & Recreation star is making our sides hurt with all the one-liners in the trailers, so we’re sure the actual movie will be a comedic explosion (think Superbad for women). Check out the funniest lines from the trailers!

“Get off the stage, virgin!”—a fellow classmate to Clark at graduation during her valedictorian speech.

“Lets get out of this family f***fest and go to a party.”—Fiona (Arrested Development’s Alia Shawkat) to Brandy in front of their parents at graduation.

“Motor boating? I’m glad he has a boat. That should be easy.”— Brandy.

“I’ve decided to lose my virginity to Rusty Waters.”—Brandy to her friend Fiona through a fast food drive-through speaker. “You want fries with that?”—Fiona back to Brandy.

“Is this shorts or a skirt?”—Guy making out with Brandy. “Neither. They’re skorts!”—Brandy to guy.

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Born and raised in Brooklyn, NY, Jesús Triviño Alarcón began his professional journalism career at Vibe. At 25, he became editor-in-chief of Fuego, the first national English language Latino men’s magazine, and served as senior editor for Scratch, a magazine dedicated to hip-hop producers and DJs. Since then he has guided the editorial direction for MyNuvoTV.com, the online component of the Latino lifestyle cable network, and BET.com's music shows and specials including 106 & Park. Additionally, he has written and reported for the NY Daily News, SLAM, The Source, XXL, Inked, SOHH.com, People.com, Essence.com, and many more. In his 13-year career he’s interviewed countless celebrities including Carmelo Anthony, Demi Lovato, Marc Anthony, Rosario Dawson, Willie Colón, Jay-Z, Nas, Jessica Alba, John Leguizamo, 50 Cent, Kanye West, among others. Today, as Latina’s Entertainment Editor he’s constantly thinking WWJD—What Would Juanes Do? Follow me on Instagram @JesusTalks and Twitter @JTrivinoAlarcon.

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