Behold: the Crotch Pot. Yeah, you read that right. This astonishing product comes from a company called Gossamer Gear, which sells hiking equipment. And they believe you can make dinner using heat generated from your… private areas.
Yeah, we feel gross and awkward too. The $19 pouch is made an ultra-lightweight, high-performance fabric, called cuben fiber. It can hold a one-quart Ziploc bag that you fill with water and ingredients and then tuck “directly against your skin” while you hike. After a few hours, your meal will be cooked. And hopefully won’t be so grossed out that you can’t eat it.