11.21.09
LIFESTYLE

10 Ways To Tell You're Latina

Retna Ltd.

With all the recent frenzy about who is Latina and who isn't (Fergie, J. Alba , etc.) we decided to create the definitive lists of characteristics that can help you determine whether or not you have what it takes to be Latina.

You know you are Latina:

  1. If you can't fight the urge to clap on a plane that has just landed!
  2. If your boyfriend plucks, waxes or in any other way grooms his eyebrows even more than you do, then you are most likely a Latina...dating a Latino!
  3. If even though you're fluent in English, you still refer to going grocery shopping as a compra.
  4. If you have ever committed the cardinal sin and fashion faux pas of wearing socks with sandals!
  5. If something immensely sad or something immensely adorable both elicit the exact same response of "Ay Bendito!".
  6. If your grandmother's chancletas seemed to have some mystical boomerang powers, you know, she threw it at you and somehow it was magically back in her hand before you could even look up from your hiding place, then you are definitely Latina!
  7. If Vick's VaporRub was pronounced Bibaporú and used by everyone in your family to cure anything from burns to acne to La Gripa to infertility.
  8. If you have ever sat down on a couch and then immediately fallen off because of the slippery smooth surface created by the plastic covering the entire living room set...Latina all the way baby!
  9. If you grew up with a mother and/or grandmother who made you eat a ton of their food to prove how much you loved them, and then called you gordita five minutes later while pinching your chichos!
  10. If you are completely fed up with being called, fiery, spicy, caliente or any other adjective that could also describe a chili pepper, you are absolutely, positively, undeniably Latina.

What do you think? Let us know and be sure to share any other surefire sign of Latinidad with us!

96 Comments
It is sooooo tickling. I think all girls are Latinas’ at some or the other point in life. So have a hearty Laugh for yourself too! I will not ask you to learn all these ways so that you don’t repeat the ‘sin’ of being called a Latina again
I sure thought it was funny and YES I can relate to most of it but guess what Its FRIDAY I'm not going to sit here and talk social customs by geography. Not all Latinas are the same, nor do we act the same but this is what makes us special, we're all different and thank god for that!!! because I don't share the same opinion with others who chose to bash a funny post. You all have a blessed day!!!
It is sooooo tickling. I think all girls are Latinas’ at some or the other point in life. So have a hearty Laugh for yourself too! I will not ask you to learn all these ways so that you don’t repeat the ‘sin’ of being called a Latina again.
The list was meant to be funny and entertaining. And general for a reason. That said, if you can't relate, don't hate just take it for what it is-A good LAUGH, people!
I got a good laugh & can relate to the majority of the 10 listed, but there were a few left out....
That said, if you can't relate, don't hate just take it for what it is-A good LAUGH, people!
Hey this is intended for giggles. I sure thought it was funny and YES I can relate to most of it but guess what Its FRIDAY I'm not going to sit here and talk social customs by geography. Not all Latinas are the same, nor do we act the same but this is what makes us special, we're all different and thank god for that!!! because I don't share the same opinion with others who chose to bash a funny post. You all have a blessed day!!!
I think this is funny but also very general.
I was adopted & raised in England, and I have blonde hair and blue eyes. My biological mum is as Mexican as they come... but people laugh when I tell them that, and they usually think I'm joking. Is being latina defined by how and where you grow up, what you look like, or where/who you come from? (I know this is a light-hearted article on steretypes but it's something I've always wondered about!)
Asheka, Being Latina is knowing who you are and embrassing your Latin heritage. My mother is also full Mexican and my father is the all American boy. When I tell people I'm half Mexian they look at me funny; seems the only ones who know I'm mixed are fellow latinos. I always try to have fun with it; you can never judge a book by it's cover.

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