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LIFESTYLE
10 Ways To Tell You're Latina
by Mariela Rosario | 05.15.2008 | 3:43pm | 96 Comments
Retna Ltd.
With all the recent frenzy about who is Latina and who isn't (Fergie, J. Alba , etc.) we decided to create the definitive lists of characteristics that can help you determine whether or not you have what it takes to be Latina.
You know you are Latina:
- If you can't fight the urge to clap on a plane that has just landed!
- If your boyfriend plucks, waxes or in any other way grooms his eyebrows even more than you do, then you are most likely a Latina...dating a Latino!
- If even though you're fluent in English, you still refer to going grocery shopping as a compra.
- If you have ever committed the cardinal sin and fashion faux pas of wearing socks with sandals!
- If something immensely sad or something immensely adorable both elicit the exact same response of "Ay Bendito!".
- If your grandmother's chancletas seemed to have some mystical boomerang powers, you know, she threw it at you and somehow it was magically back in her hand before you could even look up from your hiding place, then you are definitely Latina!
- If Vick's VaporRub was pronounced Bibaporú and used by everyone in your family to cure anything from burns to acne to La Gripa to infertility.
- If you have ever sat down on a couch and then immediately fallen off because of the slippery smooth surface created by the plastic covering the entire living room set...Latina all the way baby!
- If you grew up with a mother and/or grandmother who made you eat a ton of their food to prove how much you loved them, and then called you gordita five minutes later while pinching your chichos!
- If you are completely fed up with being called, fiery, spicy, caliente or any other adjective that could also describe a chili pepper, you are absolutely, positively, undeniably Latina.
What do you think? Let us know and be sure to share any other surefire sign of Latinidad with us!
96 Comments
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BronzePatchi
06.13.2008 10:16pm |
Loved this and had me LOL!
These are my favorite...
If your mother doesn't hear from you, she's wondering what happened to you and ask mija what's wrong(after several vm's) are you mad at me?
You know your Latina when all your Birthday's are celebrated at the same time that your cousins, aunt and abuela's when they fall on the same month... and they go on and on... oh, and who could forget, hey what Latina RSVP's once invited you and anyone who you told will be there!
We know how to party and when we do... it literally becomes a global affair! :)
mil gracias... know you are (proud) Latina's
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mgsat118
06.13.2008 8:40pm |
omg...aside from the man who plucks more than you, those have been some of my experiences...is the writer a Puerto Rican from NYC?....gotta be...from the clapping on the plane to the chancleta scenario and the "ay bendito"...novelas....lol..did anyone ever refer to Vick's as el Bix?...."buscame el Bix" was said alot around my house back in the day when someone was sick...what memories....too funny....thanks
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LATINQUEEN
06.11.2008 11:06pm |
I CHECKED EVERYTHING OFF THE LIST IT WAS HILARIOUS AND FYI: (PER MY MOM) PEOPLE FROM MEXICO PRONOUNCE THINGS WITH E IN FRONT ESTUPID,ESPRITE LOL YA'LL DID FORGET TO PUT ON THERE THAT LATINAS DO NOT BELIEVE IN STORE BOUGHT TORTILLAS THEY ARE MADE FROM SCRATCH DAILY--- AT LEAST AM MY ABUELAS :)
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rocko458
06.09.2008 12:32am |
One other thing that should of been included on this list, is wearing a faja. No matter how thin a women could be,it never fails for a family member or friend to recommend purchasing a faja. It could be categorized as a necessity to several latin women who cant imagine going outside without wearing one.
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ZullyZul
06.06.2008 11:48pm |
You know you're Latina when everone's schedule revolves around the Novelas, and you can spend an hour or more talking about how, "Fernando le metio los cuernas a Rosa Maria, pero su esposa Ignacia esta embarazado con cuates- que tambien son fruto de su amante!" (Yes, that was made up, but likely the storyline that keeps everyone tuned in...) Que Dios Las Bendiga Mis Hermanas Latinas o no!!
<3 ZULLYZUL
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lagitanita
06.06.2008 8:49pm |
Two beautiful girls in the photo with gorgeous curvy bodies; so why oh why can't women understand that a white bra DOES NOT belong under a white shirt? Use a color that matches your skin tone. Otherwise you run the risk of being a skanky, not sexy latina -- and bad style is the one thing I DONT want latinas to be known for! Shame on you Latina! Your photographers should have known better!
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