This is a funny if you can take a joke with some truth running through it: - Sheck your Mexican status If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas....Your a Mexican!! If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business...Yes, you're a Mexican. If you pronounce words beginning with the letter 'S' by putting an 'E' in front of it, (estop instead of stop)...big time Mexican. If you call a chair, a sher, you got it.... Mexican. If you have ever hurt yourself and your mama rubbed the area while chanting, ' Sana , Sana , Colita de rana.....' You're Mexican, big time!!! If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere, your car, truck, or tattooed on your back...Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too). If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old lady, mija or your vieja, guess what?...Not only are you a Mexican, you're a cholo. If you throw a 'Grito' every time you hear Vicente Fernandez...then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican. If you have ever been pinched in church and been told 'pobrecito de ti si lloras' or 'Vas a ver orita que salgamos.' ...Yes, you're definitely a Mexican. If you grew up being called 'chamaca or chamaco' ..Mexican. If you grew up scared of La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! ..Yes! Mexican! Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing....You're in the Mexican Zone!!! If you ask for something by 'dame esa chingadera' instead of calling it by its name...Yup! Mexican! If you constantly refer to cereal as 'con fleys' or cake as 'kay-ke'...You're a Mexican. If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger......You might be a Mexican. If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a birthday party at 'el parque'... GUess what? You are a Mexican. If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all to go to the 'pulga.' (AKA the Flea Market) ...Then, yes, you are a True Mexican. If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and lavender. ..Mexican. If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. ...Yes, you're a Mexican. If you're congested and your mamasita rubbed 'Bicks' on you...You're Mexican. IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!! You know you're laughing your head off. It's all in fun, so don't get all 'adoloridos.' Just pass it on so another Mexican can laugh too! Sheck your Mexican status If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas....Your a Mexican!! If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business...Yes, you're a Mexican. If you pronounce words beginning with the letter 'S' by putting an 'E' in front of it, (estop instead of stop)...big time Mexican. If you call a chair, a sher, you got it.... Mexican. If you have ever hurt yourself and your mama rubbed the area while chanting, ' Sana , Sana , Colita de rana.....' You're Mexican, big time!!! If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere, your car, truck, or tattooed on your back...Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too). If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old lady, mija or your vieja, guess what?...Not only are you a Mexican, you're a cholo. If you throw a 'Grito' every time you hear Vicente Fernandez...then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican. If you have ever been pinched in church and been told 'pobrecito de ti si lloras' or 'Vas a ver orita que salgamos.' ...Yes, you're definitely a Mexican. If you grew up being called 'chamaca or chamaco' ..Mexican. If you grew up scared of La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! ..Yes! Mexican! Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing....You're in the Mexican Zone!!! If you ask for something by 'dame esa chingadera' instead of calling it by its name...Yup! Mexican! If you constantly refer to cereal as 'con fleys' or cake as 'kay-ke'...You're a Mexican. If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger......You might be a Mexican. If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a birthday party at 'el parque'... GUess what? You are a Mexican. If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all to go to the 'pulga.' (AKA the Flea Market) ...Then, yes, you are a True Mexican. If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and lavender. ..Mexican. If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. ...Yes, you're a Mexican. If you're congested and your mamasita rubbed 'Bicks' on you...You're Mexican. IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!! You know you're laughing your head off. It's all in fun, so don't get all 'adoloridos.' Just pass it on so another Mexican can laugh too!

uhhh only the vaporub and number 10!

I only agree with some of these. To me you are a Latina if you are proud of who you are, your heritage and where you family comes from. Not because some list tells you are or are not a Latina.

My Dad is obsessed w/ Vicks. he uses it everyday for no reason and wont share!! My b/f is guatemalan and plucks/ shaves his eyebrows wayyy more than me! my mom has plastic on the chairs we eat at and I HATE IT! uhhhhh well you no your puerto rican if...Your refrigerator has about 50 magnets on them... If your mom rocks a Cell phone yet she don`t know how to use it....You do that funny pointing thing with your nose and if the person doesn`t understand you, you use the lips for emphasis...If others tell you to stop screaming when you're really talking...If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and you live in a one-bedroom apartment...If you call your boyfriend/girlfriend Papi or Mamita... La Princesita, La Encanta, La Boricua, La Lady Picasso

You are Latino if... 1) You've ever been spanked with a flip-flop. 2)  You were scared of the chupacabras and el cuco while growing up. 3) You're sometimes asked to stop shouting, even though you're speaking at your normal volume. 4) You light a candle for the Blessed Virgin Mary the evening the lottery is played. 5) You use your lips to point things out. 6) Your mother shouts 'dinner is ready,' even though you live in a one-bedroom apartment. 7) You can dance merengue, cumbia or salsa, without any music playing. 8) You use butter instead of oil yet can't understand why your butt keeps getting bigger. 9) You cannot understand why some people dislike food with tons of condiments. 10) You're in a hatchback with six other people and one of them says to others: 'come on in, there's still room!' 11) You have at least 30 cousins. 12) Your mom fixes your lunch box every day even though you're 32. 13) You never get tired of eating soup. 14) You don't think Jennifer López is pretty, just lucky. 15) Your favorite heroes were El Chapulín Colorado and Cantinflas.