#NSFW: The 5 Craziest Dildos on the Market

There are unicorn dildos and geeky dildos, but none can compare to the jaw-dropping toys head. 

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1. The Cannon

Canon Suction Huge Dong

This, ahem, large toy comes equipped with a strong suction base. (It's called The Cannon for a reason.)

2. The Eiffel Tower

Eiffel Tower Dildo

When you can't make it to Paris, this innovation will do.

3. Cage & Ring Set

Penis Cage Penis Ring

Yep – this is just what it looks like: a penis cage and accompanying ring set, for those looking for an extra weird experience. 

4. The Twilight Dildo

Twilight Dildo

Want to feel cold down there? Easy, with this toy. Bonus: It sparkles.

5. The Inez

Lelo Inez Dildo

This dildo is #NSFW for the sole fact that its gold and will cost you $15,000.