EXCLUSIVE: What Would the 'Orange is the New Black' Cast Go to Prison For?

Yes, you’re super excited for Orange is the New Black’s Season 2 premieres today. So excited that you’re probably rocking orange to work, dying your hair like Daya, rocking your eyeliner like Flaca, and calling everyone and anyone a “coconut” like Gloria. But what would some of these ladies actually do if they were behind bars for real and not for play? We asked Jackie Cruz, Selenis Leyva, Dascha Polanco, Laura Gomez and Elizabeth Rodriguez...here’s what they said:

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Jesus Trivino,

Born and raised in Brooklyn, NY, Jesús Triviño Alarcón began his professional journalism career at Vibe. At 25, he became editor-in-chief of Fuego, the first national English language Latino men’s magazine, and served as senior editor for Scratch, a magazine dedicated to hip-hop producers and DJs. Since then he has guided the editorial direction for MyNuvoTV.com, the online component of the Latino lifestyle cable network, and BET.com's music shows and specials including 106 & Park. Additionally, he has written and reported for the NY Daily News, SLAM, The Source, XXL, Inked, SOHH.com, People.com, Essence.com, and many more. In his 16-year career he’s interviewed countless celebrities including Bruno Mars, Carmelo Anthony, Demi Lovato, Marc Anthony, Rosario Dawson, Willie Colón, Jay-Z, Nas, Jessica Alba, John Leguizamo, 50 Cent, Kanye West, among others. Today, as Latina’s Entertainment Director he’s constantly thinking WWJD—What Would Juanes Do? Follow him on Instagram @JesusTalks and Twitter @JesusTalkz.

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