John Mayer Makes Out with Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton dropped a bomb on us today—the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media claims to have recently made out with Jessica Simpson's ex, John Mayer. According to Perez, the deed went down at New York City hotspot Stereo, and all the juicy details are in the current issues of Life & Style and In Touch. "John's a really good kisser!" Perezito proclaims on his blog.

Now, we know John is infamous for his sense of humor, but this is pushing it a bit too far, dontcha think? You can't be that hard up for publicity, John. I'm sure there are a few more starlets left in Hollywood for you to date.